"MERCH"

NOT YOUR AVERAGE POOR QUALITY NOVELTY ITEMS. SOME COOL SH*T FROM US TO YOU X
"WE DON'T MAKE MERCH, WE MAKE MOVES"
- SOMEONE IN OUR OFFICE AFTER 6 DRINKS
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WE DO THINGS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT HERE...

WE'RE SICK OF THE WEAK TASTING, SUPER SPARKLING, BLOATING BEVERAGES.
1.3 STANDARDS - GLUTEN FREE - VEGAN - ZERO SUGAR - ELECTROLYTES
AND MOST OF ALL, FULL F*KN FLAVOUR
THE BEST LOW CALORIE SELTZER AND VODKA TO EXIST.
AUSTRALIAN MADE AND OWNED
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"VODKA"

INTRODUCING THE NEWEST MEMBER OF OUR "VODKA" LINEUP: ORANGE SODA

REMEMBER THOSE OLD-SCHOOL VODKA RTDS?
YEAH, WE UPGRADED THEM.

ZERO SUGAR | ELECTROLYTES | 90 CALORIES

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WHAT PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY

  • ALEX

    I hated Seltzers because they were so flavourless. These are a game changer. Can't get enough.

  • JORDAN

    Nahhhhhhh... there is no way these exist. Most drinks make me bloat or feel sick. Favourite for life.

  • TAYLOR

    Finally a delicious drink without the guilt. Low cal, zero sugar, even electrolytes... Sold.
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