
"MERCH"
NOT YOUR AVERAGE POOR QUALITY NOVELTY ITEMS. SOME COOL SH*T FROM US TO YOU X
"WE DON'T MAKE MERCH, WE MAKE MOVES"
- SOMEONE IN OUR OFFICE AFTER 6 DRINKS
WE DO THINGS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT HERE...
WE'RE SICK OF THE WEAK TASTING, SUPER SPARKLING, BLOATING BEVERAGES.
1.3 STANDARDS - GLUTEN FREE - VEGAN - ZERO SUGAR - ELECTROLYTES
AND MOST OF ALL, FULL F*KN FLAVOUR
THE BEST LOW CALORIE SELTZER AND VODKA TO EXIST.
AUSTRALIAN MADE AND OWNED

"VODKA"
INTRODUCING THE NEWEST MEMBER OF OUR "VODKA" LINEUP: ORANGE SODA
REMEMBER THOSE OLD-SCHOOL VODKA RTDS?
YEAH, WE UPGRADED THEM.
ZERO SUGAR | ELECTROLYTES | 90 CALORIES
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